Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some. waitin for 1

went out town wit ma maw
we went for lunch
was a good laugh actually, we got drunk then went shoppin, then she left,
and i stayed int own, then went to lianns, to see liann obv kirsty and Luci
brendan lois and mike were there too, was good, i was drunk lol
got sent to asda for ice cream haha wandered round drunk, and bout luci a bunny
came bk, and carried on wit luci, she kept goin in huffs over nuffin tho
and i was like wat am i doin wrong here, then like she went in a more serious huff i thought,
like normally wen shes in a huff, i give her a kiss and say i love u and shes fine, but this time she was jus blankin me
and i asked her if she wanted me to go and she sayed no, and i was like are u gonna talk to me then, and she was liek no
so i was like erm fair enogh, left her for a bit, still nothin, so i sayed sorry, even tho i had no reason to, then she was fine
but i was like wtf i dont even know wat i sayed sorry for, and i didnt wanna start anyfin, so i jus left coz i hate wen i fight wit her, and weve went ages without any daft wee arguments so i jus left,
got tot town met kenna nat fool quinn mickey then emski and nat turned p, we went to george square, and met nats future husband lol
was a right laugh man
actually best bit of the day, everyone was pure happy, some chinese guy was playin football wit kenna and hat, and some random guy sat next to a chinese tourist and hugged her as she got her pic took, we were all like aww man everyone is pure happy
was good,
then like aye
adam came to get me, and noramlly he dont mind runnin m pals home, but him and ma maw were fightin and he started pure shoutin at me in the middle aunion street, then drove like amaniac runnin kim home, then once we dropped her off, me and him had a pure war in the car,
fuckin fat prick that he is
takin all his moods out on me sickk of it
then like aye got home, all i wanted to do was talk to luci, and she was off wit me :S and liek never spoke most of the night, or if she did it was one word answers :(:(
sayed she was ina shit mood so fair enough
guess im jus easy to take a mood out on or sumfin

aw wells
im away to drink straight vodkaa
takes me away fae it all, even tho ive no drank this month
fuckin am now
bk to ma old self eh
loves it :(

Ciao kids

erm aye, got up a bit late the day,
mum got home from work pure tell me uve tidied up,
i was like erm naw im jus up, and she went off on one, and was like get the washings done etc
and i was like k ill put on on i was gonna go into town for wee emmas btw tho, and she went all ragin about how no1
does anyfin in the house, but i was liek whit, ive spent most of my holidays tidying up, and aye , she started shoutin at me like jus
fuckin go, ill do it all again, and i was like naw im no goin, never elt it be sayed, im no goin to see ma pal on her bday ill stay in and do ur washing right, but dont ever say i dont do anyfin in this house, its no ma fault adam and david dont do anyfin, and she was liek i know its no ur fault, then came in 2 mins later with a tenner telin me to go, and i was liek anw im no goin, shove yer money, and then she was shoutin at me to go out haha, love tunrin it all around,hee hee,
anyhow got to town and txt wee ann askin wat time she was goin to pics, she never txt bk, so i met nat and stuff and headed up to necro,
on the way there luci txt me askin if she was in town and stuff and i was like aye im goin to necro, but she didnt know how to get there so i had to go get her, got to mcdonalds and met a Luci <33 kirsty and liann, we went in to mcdonalds and stuff, and i txt kenna tellin her i wud jus meet her in central and stuff, so we hung bout mcdonalds for a bit, and me and luci jus hugged and stuff, and she gve me a kiss and this guy came over like here ppo are eatin in here and luci was like " soo , wats yer point" lol Love her muchley, but guy was pished so i was jus like sorry mate, then comin out mcdonalds liann lost her ring :(:(
so i went lookin for it and cudnt find it, so we went for a wander to try find a place that done a ring like it, cudnt get one :( guttted, then we went to central to meet kenna, met her and she was pished out her nut coz she had drank all my booze too lol
aw wells, luci and that went bk to lianns, and i told kenna i wud get her in mcdonalds, waited on luci and that to get their bus, then i headed to mcdonalds to get kenna she wasnt there and i wasnt goin all way up necro coz i cudnt find anyone, so i jus went home,
got home and adam and ma maw were pure fightin again :( hate it man, my mums so gonan move out soon, and im gonna hav to leave AGAIN!!!
hes such a prick man only cares about himself, and is havin a go at me coz i " dont do anyfin" wen i do more than he fuckin does!!!! grr at him

anyway aye i tidied up so i get money for the weekend, and me and my mum decided we are goin out tomoz to go shoppin, wee bit a bonding and all that lol, hopefully she will let me stay at lianns on sat and stuff, coz i wanna see luci again :)
i hate wen i hav to leave her man its so fuckin shite, i miss her more and more everytime i hav to leave, jus getsharder and harder
and sorry about today luci, if i was annoying you, even tho u sayed i was but it was alright, im still sorry, i love you!!!

anyhow aye thats about it,
udate tomoz on the bonding session wit me maw lol

Ciao

[.x. J a c q u i <3 L u c i .x.]
[ Its . A . Forever . Thing ]

sooooooooo
jacqui is single, o aye anyone lieks me gees a wee shout :P:P

right ppo,
heres the deal
how about instead of bein pure bams and lying, we only say u love sumone wen u fuckin mean it,
seriously saves alot a bullshit and heartbreak
thats all i got to say on that


for the rest of my day i went to the beach coz i didnt wanna sit in the house and argue over the net again with sumone who did the same thing AGAIN , they pure know how to keep a promise, so ayeeeeee
me ma bro laura, ma maw and her pal went to the beach wit all the dogs theres like 7 of them man, was a wee bit of a riot
felt wierd being in irvine again, like really and a ma maw didnt seem to mind i was there lol thought she wudda been wierd but she wasnt, but yea passed sumones houe and actually got butterflys in my stomach, dont ya hate it wen u get the feelings u used to wen return sumwhere, i mean aint been there since 5th november, and still after that time, i get butterflys wen i see their house ffs get a grip jacqui!!!!!
so ayeee beachy beachy, dogs ran about nearly knocked me over, i moaped a wee bit wishin sumone was there wit me to hold ma hand and watch the sunset, but ayee , never gonna happen, was nice tho, me and ma mum spoe about gary, and i told her im gonna end it and shes like fair enough and we had a talk about it, i didnt tell her wen i was down at his he was beggin for sex coz she'd kill him, and im not one for ruining sumones rep for bein a nice person, he is , jus not for me anymore, so aye done that, came home had a laugh bought some pizza washed le doo, and came on here, thats bout it
yasss now brad is arguin wit me
love love love
anyway whos all for my idea at le top of the entry
*raises hand*
Ciao Caro_x

hey hey

well today wooo was quite good, went to skool , wasnt ignored :O tried to hav a convo wit him about it answer i got " i wasnt ignoring you" so aye im gonna tlak to him tomoz nightt

anyyhowwwwww

tonight i went to DWS gig, omg fuckin amazingg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and aye ma shoes got some lovin haha was a good laugh and got some smexehh pics =D=D
me and jo were dancin like fannies as per lol awww was a gr8 night
got their cd ooo ayeeeeeee and i know like all the band members lol they all mungo punters lmao aww ayee lol was really good man
hot emo guy in the other band wore a hawaii skirtt =o=o=o=o=o eyes nearly popped out ma head man hes was STUNNINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aye anyway left, walked down the street and we hear "BOABYY" haha was one of jmans pals fuckin hilarius lol

OO FUCKKKK only shit thing of the day, i only got to see luci for like 15 mins :( it was well shit man, she came all the way into town and i had to go was well shit man, i felt pure bad, andthought bout her loads mna, gutted i didnt see her for longer
SOWIE LUCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill make it up to ya ==D=D=D=D=D
JACQUI PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!
anyhow better go gettin moaned at, feel like ive no been on the internet for ages man lol wooooo

Ciao_x

Soooooooooooooooooo
tonights a bit better
been txtin gary and stuff, he was at catty on sat lookin a bit stunnin :D:D
so yea we were txtin away and he wants to talk to me tomoz about us havin another go :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
am thinkin ayeeeeeeee
coz hes wel fittt aye he iss, and hes gonna b mine again aww ayee :D:D
i know wat ppo are gonna say, wat about kay, but erm she made her choice, so i cant change that, gary WANTS to be with me so y shudnt i give it another go??
i was tellin kym on friday night that i missed him and how we were
but yea i got another chance so im given it a go
let yes know tomoz how it goes :D:D

SO ERM AYE MA PARTY JUS FINISHED !!!!! HAW FUCKIN HAW, COZ MA PARTYYYYSSS RAWK!!!!!!

omg was jus sooo funny las night man like offfffffttttttt a hit off everyfin right enough but ayeeee lol,
i hit ma head off me window ledge and shouted OUCH THE CEILIN JUS HIT ME!!!!!! then a fell down the las three stairs lol, then erm wat else did a do OMG FELL IN THE BATH AND I HAV PHOTOS ON MA FONE!!!!!! SOOO GETTIN DELETED LMAO,
mickey was pished on one shot haha and kym boobs omg we had a pure riot, waters fights at 4 in the mornin, and wakin kim and mickeyyy up lmao then tryin to sneak upstairs and kyms pure munchin ma crisps like shhhhhhh ill no munch it hard LMAOOO was soo funny, them I MADE BREAKFAST at 6.30 in the morin but stilll drunken breakfasts are the best man omg was juas ayeeeeeeee,
am sooo tired now tho coz like av no slept haha so im gonna go watch footie mibi but im havin another party tonight soo feel freee to come to mine ppooo coz jacqui partys rawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyhow a hope kym updates in more detail about las night man lmao think i was cryin at some point tooooo but ayeee hink i can guess from ma other entry y :S aw wells am pretty sure were kewl now, well talkin at least i dunno, coz i member bein on the fone me thinks sooo a dunno man lmao soo drunk kym fill me in on wat i told u coz i cant member the convo wit her :S
UFFTTT JACQUI WAS PISHED LMAO was funny man, hope everyone enjoyed themselves and those who didnt turn up ye missed some night lmao

anyhow go read kyms lj and see if theres more detail coz i cant member anymore lmao
Ciao x

well i know im a bit behind children but since im bored ill write about yeserday lol
erm yea went into town and met kim at 2 and we went for a weee shop lol got me pink and black vans and a belt and shit from osiris,
met kym boobs in central at 3 and had a right laugh, went to mcdonalds and shit, and i was dared to eat a sachet of salt and me bein me i did :d was mingin man lmao but made kyms year lol, luci had foned as well she came into town to meet me coz i told her i wanted go pics but wen she turned up we decided we were gonna go play pool so sorry :( think she had fun anyway lol was a good laugh, so aye we went and met nats and went pool hall but it was full so we went to starbucks and it was closing :O:O so we got pizza lol and went into borders starbucks ::D

was a good laugh and kim was like ooo waaaa guess wat ive got im my fone jacqui ur most embarassing moment, coz we were talkin about how i do anyfin for a dare lol ooo noooo if she ever shows anyone ill kill her lol, anyhow nats was eyeing up the waitress lmao and wen the waitress dropped a cup she jus looked at our table like i dont believe i jus fucken done that haha all the hile nats was muttering shut up hen and go pick it up so she cud eye her up again haha was classs, so aye left starbucks and went to central and had a giggle, luci met dro dude and i ju remembered that she was pure head over for him :O but yea it didnt bother me coi know shes over him now :) so yea that was kewl and i ended up buyin a ticket to go see his band and stuff so that was kewl,

then we went pool hall man !!! wooo was good, nats bet me but it was sheer fucken jamminesss and the fact she plays like every few days lol coz shes sad :P kidden. but aye was good man, i bet luci awwwwww i was helping her as well but it was well cute she didnt wanna play anymore after half way thro the game i was like awwwww soo cute lol so yea after that watched a few games and sat wt luci who tried to trip me up :OI state hen lol then yea we played a double team game and got beat ttly kims fault man pfftttt anyway aye was good,

after pool we left and like everyone ran away and left me and luci lol not that it bothered me much :P so aye we walked to central and met them and then everyone left to go home, luci walked me to my bus stop and waited with me :d awwwww so sweet, and like we had a right carry on lol she kissed me and her nose was freezin sorry i didnt say luci but thats wat i was laughin at lol and omg i had her pure sprawled over the bus stop seats lol looked pure rght lmao was funny tho,

then ma mum foned and said she was gonna ick me up so i walked luci to her stop and met gully at the catty :O:O:O:O:O omg i fuckin love that guy like omg really really want his ass muchely :O so aye that was well kewlnessss, but by time i sayed hi to him and got luci to her busstop i cudnt wait wit her so sorry for that lci u know i wud hav waited with you!

anyhow got home and yea had a fight wit kay again, coz apparently i made her feel like a slut and really hurt her the other night, but she wanted me to b honest and i told her not to ask wen i was drunk coz i wudnt b able to control wat i was sayin and put it in a better context so aye i made her feel like a slut and shit, and after the past few weeks wen shes sayed she'd do anyfin to hav me bk, she wants me bk so bad its all been lies coz las night she had to think about it :s wtf coz i told her the truth, i do trust her its "them i dont trust" but aye y wud she believe that coz i make her feel like a slut anyway :( so aye we not gettin bk coz she dont want to so meh guess ive got to move on again, guess wat jus hurts is that i was movin on okay and then she started again and got my hopes up of us workin and shes jus icked me down again, dont think she has any idea wat shes doin to me but aye aw wells its only jacqui eh?

anyway im gonna go house work to do etc
Ciao x

WHAT IF...?
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Mannerisms:


[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you do me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to repost this and see what I say about you?

6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"





No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"





She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated??





Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,

"Boy,is she gonna get in big trouble!"





The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"





Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."



Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and

continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework. And third, one day you are going to be very VERY disapointed!!''

hmmmmmm i aint done much this week,

--Monday--
Went to skool and sat my italian exam which was not to bad, and spoke about everyfin that happened, on mostly friday night, saw kim and stuff and walked her to her house after our exam coz i didnt want things to b wierd and she mentioned sumfin about leaving a sober note in my book about wat happened, so i got home and read that and was like hmmmm watever then.

--Tuesday--

done nuffin tidyied up went online and found out i had wed off aswell so was well happy wit that, erm sat about, went online, had some fecked convos, ooo i finished painting my bros celtic badge in his room loks mighty fine *feels proud* erm yea done nuffin else really, went to the hairdressers to get a price and an appointment to get me hair done all smexehh, and im not sayin wat im gettin shall b a surprise !!

--Wednesday (today)--
got up tidied up got ready coz i was meant to meet luci in town but she cudnt go coz of her mum or sumfin, so yea that kinda sucked but funny how kirsty was at luci's and wrote a lj comment hmmm im thinkin sumone might b bullshitten a tad, but aye dont care really coz i had a smashin time wit joanne lmao was soo funny we jus sat about and i bought everyone pizza from the mad vedy bit thingy shudda seen me tryin to work it was well class, erm aye then mirium and her pal went home so me and jo went to mcdonalds and i bought her ice cream and we jus sat talkin about everyfin and wat she said made sence its jus easier said than done lol, anyway we were playin wit the happy meal toy A BEAVER!!!!!!!!! aye thats right a feckin beaver, we were ending ourselves shoutin "JO STOP PLAYIN WITH UR BEAVER IN PUBLIC" haha class class, then yea we headed home, and some mad junkie woman sat next to me on the bus, she was bein a pure cow to her kids, i ended up talkin to her wee lassie lol shes was ure luffly tho anyhow that was me day now im sitting here thinkin im gonna b arguin with some ppo tonight o wells
Ciao xx

Hey ppo
off again pffttttttt, soo bored, ive been sleepin for ages again blah blah nuffin much to tell
i jus had one very wierdass dream tho, and i really hope it was on btw coz yea i didnt like it very much :(
it was one of those ones u wake up and ur like omg did tht happen and hopin it neve does, was horrible!!!!!!!

anyway feelin a bit funny today, dunno wat it is , mibi jus the pills or sumfin, its no like a good funny tho if that makes sence, ufftt im gonna shh i make no sence lol
think im goin over to the new house today or tomoz to decorate ma new room, its gonn look well kewl coz im gonna put ma tatoo design on ma wall its gonna look wicked, i shall take pics :P
Ciao for now children
Xxx No Matter What xxX !!!!!!!!!!!!
(soz jus after ma dreamand stuff it has to b said)

hey hey ppo
Still not at skool, ma mum foned the skool the day and stuff, shes pure worried bout me :S took a it of a bad turn today and she got pure worried out her nut, she took me back to the docs and the doc sayed i was to stay off and rest and gave me some new painkillers that are stronger.mehhnesss i ahte taking pills but mums makin me, all coz she cudnt wake me up the day, and wen i went out way her i slept in the car the whole time and wen i got home i fell asleep ike right away, and was pure white all day, but aw wells ill b fine wee bit a rest and jacqui shall b bk.
I got out a doin alot a work at the new house at the weekend tho coz doc says ive to rest mwhahahahha jammyyy
im goin down skool tomoz to get work coz av got prelims soon etc but ma guidy is worried bout me too and aint lettin me go bk til ive made a full recovery etc etc
mehh jus hate ppo worring about me ill b fine
Ciao
xxx

i wanna _______ you!

fill out the blanks and send it back to me:) Then change the name and blanks
and repost it.


1. I _____ Jacqui

2. I want to _____ Jacqui


3. Jacqui is _____

4. Jacqui and I are _____.

5. If I was alone in a room with Jacqui we would probably_____.

6. I wish Jacqui could _____.

7. Jacqui is going to marry _____.

8. Jacqui reminds me of _____.

9. If Jacqui was an animal, she would be a _____.

10. One day, Jacqui and I will _____.

wel wel wel
today was well funny man, i got into town to ake my mind off things lol
went to town wit nats mickey bomber sean kim chill and allan nat kenna,
awww man was amazing jus pure hilarity

im copying mickeys lj entry bit now lol coz yea he wires it better haha i was the hghlight of his day *feels proud*


HIGHLIGHT OF TODAY

FIRST OFF NO OFFENCE WAS MEANT TO BE TAKEN!!!! take these as a joke!!!

Jaqui :-

Wtf how can you get a group of anti-socials they are in a group aren't they?
and how sick is it that they made dyslexia so hard to spell... and another thing what genuis that came up with the word lisp put and 'S' in it???

Then the guy we were hanging out with goes "Are you making fun of my lisp?"

Jaqui turns red, then purple and runs away saying "I am soo sorry"

I was buckling... i mean buckling... like rolling on the floor laughing...
man goodtimes.

--You--
1.) Closest Friends?:
2.) Favourite Movie?:
3.) Favourite Musical Artist?:
4.) Favourite Food?:
5.) Favourite Person(s) To Be With?:
6.) Hobbies?:
7.) Age:
8.) Location:
9.) Sex:
10.)Sexuality:
Name:

--Me--
11.) Am I Your Friend?:
12.) Are You My Friend?:
13.) How Often Do We Talk?:
14.) What Do I Want To Do In Future?
15.) Describe Me In One Word:
16.) First Impression Of Me:
17.) Current Thoughts Of Me:
18.) How Long Will We Be Friends?:
19.) Do You Enjoy Being With Me?:

--What Would You Do--
20.) If I Died?:
21.) Commited Suicide?:
22.) Ran Away?:
23.) Kicked Out Of My House?:
24.) Was Upset?:
25.) Needed A Hug?:
26.) Started Smoking?:
27.) Got Drunk?:
28.) Took Drugs?:
29.) Was Hospitalised?:
30.) Found Out I Had A Week To Live?:

31.) Will you Post This For Me to Do?

you know you live in 2005 when....

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.



2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.



4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.



6) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.



7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.



8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends.



9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.





10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.




11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.




Yea, now feel very smart and put this in your profile if its true

deadhead

**YES or NO** Am i:-



Ugly? :



Kind? :


Loud? :



Shy? :


Weird? :


Selfish? :



Ghetto? :


Crazy?:



Nice? :



Mean?



Immature? :



Rude? :



Cool? :



Brat? :



Stupid? :



Caring? :



Mature? :



A friend? :

More than a friend? :


Talkative? :



Boring? :


Beautiful? :


Creative? :



Smart? :


A flirt? :



Slutty? :



A psycho?
:



Athletic? :



Confusing? :



Sweet? :



Mood swings? :



Annoying? :



Funny? :


Hyper? :



Laid back? :



Perfect? :


*~*~*~*IF YOU COULD*~*~*~*



Give me a new name, what would it be ?:


Hook me up with someone, who would it be ?:



Do one thing with me, it would be ?:



Drop me one piece of advice, it would be ?:



*~*~*~*WOULD YOU (OPPOSITE SEX ONLY)*~*~*~*



Hug me ?



Kiss me ?



Go out with me ?




Go 2 3rd base with me ?



Go all the way with me ?



If you already have, would you do it again ?:



Marry me if you could ?:



Ever talk bad about me if we were to break
up ?:



**JUST SOME QUESTIONS**



What is my phone number?:



Which song reminds you of me?:




Do u think I'll get married?:




If u do..who do u think I'll marry?:



When is my birthday?:



Who is my best friend?:



Where did we meet?:



Have you ever had a dream about me?:



If you could change one thing about me what would it be?:


What do you love about me?:



Describe me in 3-5 words: